So, one of my most long-term and dearest friends is getting married next month. We aren't as close as we were when we were kids, as we have grown up and don't run in the same circles anymore, but still, we love each other dearly. So when one of her Bridesmaids (whom I had never met, but who I had heard my friend mention, and who is named Orpha), calls up with the details for my friend's Surprise Bachelorette Party, I'm super excited.
Until I hear the date.
Which, as I'm guessing you might be able to surmise, was for tonight. I.e. The night before Easter.
Now, I may not be religious, but that doesn't mean that my family doesn't take every possible opportunity to get together and have a good time all under the guise of "a holiday" just like the next person. This particular Easter weekend, Magus and I had plans to go visit our family in Western PA. When I mentioned all of this to Orpha, she apologized for having things being booked this weekend, but said that she honestly didn't realize it was Easter, as she was Jewish, and didn't keep track of those things (I thought that this was odd, because Passover fell at the same basic time as Easter this year, but I handwaved it, because who the hell would lie about THAT?!)
After some discussion, Magus and I both agreed that NOT going to tonight's bash was not an option for me, as I know that my friend has been looking forward to getting married for a VERY long time, and I had always promised her that I would go to her Bachelorette Party. So, off Magus goes (with our niece and future SIL in tow) to his brother's for the weekend, and here I stay (which worked out decent, since Phoebe needed more care then my Mom could comfortably provide).
Now, I think some details are in order.
( Cut because this gets LONG folks, but trust me, its worth the effort )And that, my dear friends-list, is the incredibly true story about how I (and 12 or so other people) got scammed by a girl named Orpha.